Silver Singles Spam
I was just in the grocery store during lunch and ran across this new product:http://www.spamsingles.com/
It's like a little entree/retort pouch with a single slice of spam (original or turkey) inside. The pouches look suspiciously like the old 'Ham Slice' MRE entrees.
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Great stuff for when you need some spam in an emergency but don't want to open a whole can!FAQ from the website:
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Remain calm. That's the most important thing. Secondly, use the power of your brain and imagine how your life will be changed. Go easy at first, because this is a delicate matter that could easily blow your mind. If you need to relax, make a sandwich. A SPAM sandwich!
Q: Is a SPAM Single the same SPAM as SPAM in the can?
Yes, and no. It is the same wonderful treat with the same tongue-splitting amazing taste as always. But also, a SPAM Single is very different. It can easily fit in a pocket. It is just enough for one person. It has more aerodynamic and perhaps shiner packaging. A SPAM Single is alone, fighting a bland world, shouting “I am but a single slice! I taste good! I am convenient! And I am PRETTY!”
Q: How do I open SPAM Singles?
There are directions right on the back. I will now recreate them using different language in an attempt to quell any and all confusion. Firmly grip the SPAM Single near the top of the package, next to the handy perforation. Your other hand should hold the SPAM Single on the other side of the notch. With all your might and perhaps a random and satisfying grunt, rip open the pouch roughly. From the bottom of the pouch, gently work the SPAM Single towards the top with a squeezing motion. Soon after, all your SPAM dreams will come true.