• Funny Dating Site Names
• Jokes About Dating Sites

Can’t get the best suitors in the online dating world? Maybe you need to re-work on your profile headline. Go for some funniest headlines for a change.

And listen, even if you're totally burned out on dating apps, try to make your bio sound as upbeat as possible, says Jonathan Kirkland, head of marketing and brand for BLK, the largest dating. About Me Examples for Dating Sites. With the influx of dating site usage, creating a unique about me section has become a pretty tricky task for many online daters.Come up with a few examples that really feel like you and go with your gut. Make your bio short and sweet. No one likes long wordy descriptions and the shorter it is, the more memorable it will be. Try to incorporate something funny into your bio to make people laugh, they are much more likely to remember it if they laugh while reading the description. Create something that is unique to you and only you. “Guys’ Number One Fear With Online Dating is the Girl is Chubby. Women’s is They’re going to Get.

I’ve been dating since I was fifteen. I’m exhausted. Where is he?
– Kristin Davis

Back in the singles market? Welcome! Well, yeah… to be a part of the dating sites, is like selling yourself. It uses the rule of advertising, minus the ‘S’. The rule is AIDA = Awareness, Interest, Desire and Actions. A good dating profile precisely works like the aforementioned rule. It creates an awareness about you amongst the seekers, generates interest amongst those who understand it, arouses a desire amongst the ones who like it, and finally leads to an action! Its first part, namely the headline, serves the purpose of seeking attention or creating awareness. Obviously, you need to have a funny or a catchy headline.

Funny Dating Headlines

Making someone laugh is the trickiest job in the world. Thus, a good sense of humor is always appreciated for its worth. Here are a few examples of dating profile headings that you can use to make your page stand out from the rest!

Willing to lie about how we met!
Looking for Mr. Right Now!
Quality men only!
Sorry, but you’ll have to do more than that to impress me.

Romantic men are very few. If you are one of the few, contact me now!
We all know the Gods are crazy, but is there anywhere crazier than that to take on a challenge like me?

Sarcastic Dating Headlines

Many people find sarcasm cute, just as we like Chandler Bing for his witty sarcastic jokes. So, here are a few dating headlines dripping with sarcasm, just for your profile.

You must be over 5′ 10″ to read this profile.
How many more frogs do I have to kiss to find my prince?
Want to meet a guy whose IQ is bigger than his shoe size?

Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree!
Can you keep up?
Looking for some sexy and stable. Is that too much to ask for?
I am interested, if you are interested.

Matter-of-Fact Dating Headlines

Sometimes, reading plain facts are good enough. They say only what is required and seem simple to understand. So without further ado, take a look at some matter-of-fact dating headlines.

Just looking for a monsoon fling. No strings attached.
Men looking for sex need not apply.
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Is there someone out there for me?

Will think of dating you, if I like you.
Seeking a friend who comes with benefits!
Could enjoy the company of someone who can make a good conversation!

Catchy Dating Headlines

A dating profile has to be catchy enough to make an impact on its reader. Pick your favorite from these attention-getting headlines, for your profile.

Some will, some won’t, some do, some don’t. I might!
If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
The magician is waiting for assistant to perform the greatest trick of all time!

Bold Dating Headlines

Get all your oomph out there to grab all the attention for your dating profile. Be a little bold and a bit brave to find what your seek!

Coffee, Chocolate, and Men – some things are just better rich.
Cute?…. Yes!! Sexy?…. Yes!! Smart?…. Yes!! Rich?…. Well 3 of 4 is a good start!
We make a perfect couple: I’ve got the brains and you’ve got the body.
I can promise you something special.
If FUN was a MUST, then I must be the one you’re looking for.
New girl on the block needs a tour guide.
Boy toy seeks a play date.

Things to Rememeber

Writing a good dating profile headline is as important as writing a good dating profile. It is very important to keep in mind the language, which must be conversational. This means, the reader must be able to sense the tone of the sentence and understand it quickly. Avoid making cryptic references, as it only leads to confusion, and the purpose gets lost in translation. The whole idea of having a catchy headline is to seek attention and get users clicking in.

The headline shouldn’t be provocative either. With something like ‘Looking for sex’, you make yourself seem like a sex-crazed lunatic. This way, your chances of networking will also become bleak. Have a headline which goes with your profile and sums up its gist in a sentence or two. The main characteristic of the aforementioned sample dating headlines, is simplicity. The simpler the headline, the simpler it is to understand it.

Another factor you may want to note is that it should have no spelling mistakes. With a spelling mistake such as ‘can’ becomes ‘can’t’, the meaning of the headline can change for worse. Thus, use affirmative and positive headlines to make your profile an attractive one.

When writing a bio on Tinder, there are many ways to catch somebody’s attention, but being funny is of the best among them. Marilyn Monroe said, “If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.” I think that line goes for most people.

While Tinder is full of unfunny and unoriginal bios left and right, there are still quite a few gems. Here’s a list of over 30 funny tinder bios that will inspire you to spruce up your own profile.

I like my men like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

I like sticking my hands in towels. And I like smelling books.

I’m looking for a guy who is really trusting and healthy! You must have both kidneys, non smoker, and not be a big drinker or take any drugs that could damage the liver…Type O negative blood a plus! ESFP

Shit, I’d date me.

I feel as out of place on tinder as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

I take hot showers because I like practicing burning in hell.

I don’t have Ebola.

My ideal date? I pick you up in my car, and there’s candles gently licking the air on the dashboard ‘Rich, there’s candles on the dashboard’, I smile. ‘Yeah, I know.’ We take a drive, go to a restaurant, have a wonderful meal and talk about life, goals, and ideals. As we leave, you notice my car is ablaze. ‘Rich, your car is on fire!’. ‘It’s okay – it’s not mine’ – at which point I pull out marshmallows. We cook them & eat them. Then I kiss you passionately. In front of the burning car.

Let’s be honest I’m on Tinder and my first picture is of me in a bikini, I’m not looking for a relationship or a friend.

Funny Dating Site Names

All men are pigs and I’m in the mood for bacon.

I do stuff, I also do things.

Roses are red, bacon is red. Poems are hard. Bacon.

Hello Ladies, Look at the last guy you matched, now back to me, now back to the last guy you matched, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped leaving his bio blank, and had better pictures, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Tinder with the man of your dreams. What’s in your hand, back to me. I have it. It’s a pizza with your favourite toppings on it. Look again, the Pizza is now your favourite dog. Anything’s possible when you match me on Tinder.

I’m the kinda guy you can take home to meet your mom. She’ll think I’m super funny, and charming..and cute, but actually kind of sexy at the same time? She falls in love with me. I..think I feel the same way. We get married. I’m your dad now. I confront you, ‘young lady why are you on Tinder?’ You are now grounded.

Grandfather seeking companion for granddaughter. She suffers from poor choices.

Went to a party dressed as an egg, and got with a guy who was dressed as a chicken. A life long question was answered that night. It was the chicken…

Runner up for Time’s ‘Sexiest IT Man Alive’. Once rescued a fireman and a puppy from a burning building. And after mastering French, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m sailing across the Pacific, stealing top-secret information, and sipping Moscow Mules…shaken, not stirred. Okay, okay. Perhaps I exaggerated *just* a tad. But I can fix your laptop, and puppies love me. Message me for more straight talk, and I’ll send you FB links, delicious cocktail recipes, and MUCH more.”

Threesome? No thanks…if I want to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents.

I accidentally (purposely) changed my name to Jeb Bush on Facebook in a 2AM burst of inspiration, not realizing you can’t change it for 60 days, so if that doesn’t tell you enough about me as a person then I don’t know what to tell you

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

Two reasons to date me:

1. Because you’d be the good looking one
2. Please

My brother once put me through a Christmas tree wrapping machine then my parents put me in the boot for the ride home.

Professional Eugoogoolizer at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

Aye wassup, I’m Clint, I like to take girls out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on a first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My Boudicca. I’ll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it die; it dies as it began with a mount of bones between us.

I hope you like alpha males because I’m your guy. That’s right, I’m the whole package. I’ll defend your honor in public, won’t take shit from waiters, and I’ll even get you pregnant, leave, and then come back to eat the child.

I’m the kinda girl you can take home to your family. I will then get closer to them than you are and we’ll slowly phase you out.

Jokes About Dating Sites

I’m on tinder to make friends the same way I’m on Pornhub to see the plumber repair the sink.

I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.

Don’t swipe right, just on here to catch my lying boyfriend.

Hey honey! If you’re seeing this its over youre caught. Oh another thing that girl Brittney youre seeing sunday at 7pm in charlottesville to catch a movie. She has showed me everything. Were besties now bye loser!

I’m look for a girl who is super mean. She also has to be really clingy and jealous. I prefer women who talk a lot about their ex and a love for da bootyliciousness. In my free time I like to take off my shirt and take selfies. I’m super in shape thanks to my strict diet of Mountain Dew and twizzlers. We’re a twizzler family, red vines have no place in my home. I work nights fighting crime. I’m not saying I’m Batman, but I am saying no one has seen the Riddler in Austin Texas.

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Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol
Downside: I’ve only been nailed once
Upside: I would die for you, so you know I’m committed…
Also my dad is a pretty big deal. He always beats me in dreidel
Swipe right if you need some Jesus in you.

I’m on here because I’m trying to date your dad.

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